Please keep it clean...

My roomate and I spent all of last weekend cleaning the condo... Monday comes around and its spick and span.  Well, as the week goes by I see it start to slowly regress back to its old unclean self.  In what way are you wondering?  Well dishes are being left out from the last nights dinner.  I dont eat dinner at the house.  I eat right before I leave the office because I usually get home late... I cleaned it for him the whole week but this morning I got tired of it and decided to say something to my roomate very kindly... the following is what transpired over email..

side note: it might sound bad but its really not, we're more brothers than anything for any of you who know us... sometimes i just have to talk like this to him to prove a point...

----- Original Message -----

From: Patrick.Cavanna@ipreo.com
To: Conrad, Matthew
Sent: Fri Nov 13 08:27:14 2009


Subject: Hey Man

you know that thing right next to the fridge? its actually called a dish washer... i think it was invented by the french, anyways what you do is you put your dishes in there and you press this button and then it actually cleans your dishes.... crazy huh? anyways i thought id tell you because you always leave all your SHIT in the sink and i guess you hope that a magical fucking sink fairy comes in and cleans it for you? but no man there is none, i knowwww i cant believe it either... what the hell man no fucking sink fairy... damn... anyways yeah man you should probably start putting all your dishes in the washer so we can keep the house clean and i wont have to clean up your shit for you like a child EVERY morning..... but if you dont want to keep the house clean and just make things filthy and disgusting... ill stop caring too and ill leave my shit around everywhere.... its up to you buddy....have a great day!