Dont get me wrong this isn't the second coming of Andy Rooney here. Im all about finding the one, trying to make it all work, and living happily ever after or whatever you want to call it. I'm also more than happy for people who have found that in their lives. My problem is this... Do you really need to overly broadcast your engagement on social networking sites like facebook and let the whole world know with a sappy/impersonal status messages like "happiest day of my life" or "thanks everyone we're so happy"... This is huzzing to the fullest extent. I mean c'mon what are you really trying to prove by posting on your status to the world that your fiance proposed to you last night?!?! What? Are you fishing for "congrats"? Cause you know thats what you are gonna to get...Or are you looking for people you havnt talked to you in ages to write some idiotic line like "wow you are engaged?" "who is the guy/girl?"..... You're really gonna write back to all those inquiries and explain to them what happened?! Doubt it. Instead you have to take the time to go back on facebook at the end of the day and change your impersonal status from: "I got engaged last night" to another impersonal status that says: "Thank you so much we're so happy"... Then what? Are you gonna invite all those people who said congratulations to you on facebook to your wedding? Doubt it. I mean cmon this is so huzz to death... Basically what you're doing is creating a medium for yourself to braodcast to the world what happened to you...Its almost like a football player thanking his fans for voting them into the probowl... except the football player doesnt tell his fans "i made it to the probowl", then wait till the end of the day to collect his congratulatory statements and then tell everyone "thank you, I am so happy".
I mean are you really that important to need a medium to broadcast your special day?
Their is a simple solution to this, tell the people you care about that you got engaged, its called a phone call or "hey lets meet up for coffee i got to tell you something..." Like the olden days. When things were more personal and actually meant something... But now-a-days people just huzz like there's no tomorrow.
Untill we huzz again.....
So this is what blogging is all about....
This is great... I dont know why i didnt start this earlier. Lets be honest here, what really is a blog? You want my honest opinion..... its an online waste of time... but cmon you know you waste time everyday so why not hop on the internet, write your opinion or thoughts on a couple things, right? plus you guys are all reading this so you must not have anything going on either...losers, get back to work! OK so here goes....... 1. How and why did I start blogging? Im sure you guys are all wondering... Why now pat? Well honestly because I had the day off and there was nothin on T.V.... And a friend actually turned me on to it as well... Since my 1st rule on this blog is i will never reveal any names lets just call her.......actually screw that what do i care. I dont find the need to keep anyones identity a secret.... So i was talking to Robyn Wise earlier this morning and she was telling me about a boy who she met that blogged about her.... after directing me to the blog i wondered to myself "Pat you really need to do this." And I also wondered to myself "if i MET a girl" would i blog about her to my guy friends?......... HELL YEAH! that would be awesome...But i def wouldnt let her know about it.....IDIOT! 2. what does huzzing mean? I have tried to explain this term to numerous people who just didnt go to college with me, I have never been succesfull in fully explaning the exact definition so i will attempt to clear up any confusion associated with this word so you can start using it in all its glory....
Huzzing: a state of mind that you dont really know ur in, that enables you to do something that you dont really know you are doing. This state of mind/action can happen to you at any time any minute of the day. It can happen consiously or subconsciously, intentionally or unintentionally. Let me give you a few examples just to clarify...
You can expect posts when I huzzzz and when I witness other people huzzzing along...
This should be fun, until next time..........
Huzzing: a state of mind that you dont really know ur in, that enables you to do something that you dont really know you are doing. This state of mind/action can happen to you at any time any minute of the day. It can happen consiously or subconsciously, intentionally or unintentionally. Let me give you a few examples just to clarify...
- You'r playing poker and you go all in on a 3 and 4 before the flop. You're huzzing.
- You tell a girl you are on a date with for the first time that you are in love with them....You are huzzin (big time)
- Its 3 in the morning you are drunk and scrolling through your phone trying to find someone to call or text......yes my friend you are huzzing
- Its 3 in the morning and you actually call and text someone.... Huzzzing
- You meet a girl and hook up with her the same night then try to have a relationship with her......Huzzzzzing
- You 've been hanging out with someone for a couple of weeks and they tell you "oh by the way i told some of my friends that you are my boyfriend/girlfriend hope you're ok with that" Yes Robyn that is huzzzzing.
- You lose to the eagles 44-6 and you dont care becuase you are going home to a hot blonde....Please Tony Romo stop huzzzing.....
- You accidentally shoot urself in the leg at a club with an unregistered gun with thousands of dollars in your pocket.......Huzzzing really hard....
- Your car broke down and havnt gotten it fixed for 10 months....Definitly Huzzzing
- You sing to yourself in the car thinking you should be the next american Idol.... haha ur huzzing.
You can expect posts when I huzzzz and when I witness other people huzzzing along...
This should be fun, until next time..........
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