This is great... I dont know why i didnt start this earlier. Lets be honest here, what really is a blog? You want my honest opinion..... its an online waste of time... but cmon you know you waste time everyday so why not hop on the internet, write your opinion or thoughts on a couple things, right? plus you guys are all reading this so you must not have anything going on either...losers, get back to work! OK so here goes....... 1. How and why did I start blogging? Im sure you guys are all wondering... Why now pat? Well honestly because I had the day off and there was nothin on T.V.... And a friend actually turned me on to it as well... Since my 1st rule on this blog is i will never reveal any names lets just call her.......actually screw that what do i care. I dont find the need to keep anyones identity a secret.... So i was talking to Robyn Wise earlier this morning and she was telling me about a boy who she met that blogged about her.... after directing me to the blog i wondered to myself "Pat you really need to do this." And I also wondered to myself "if i MET a girl" would i blog about her to my guy friends?......... HELL YEAH! that would be awesome...But i def wouldnt let her know about it.....IDIOT! 2. what does huzzing mean? I have tried to explain this term to numerous people who just didnt go to college with me, I have never been succesfull in fully explaning the exact definition so i will attempt to clear up any confusion associated with this word so you can start using it in all its glory....
Huzzing: a state of mind that you dont really know ur in, that enables you to do something that you dont really know you are doing. This state of mind/action can happen to you at any time any minute of the day. It can happen consiously or subconsciously, intentionally or unintentionally. Let me give you a few examples just to clarify...
- You'r playing poker and you go all in on a 3 and 4 before the flop. You're huzzing.
- You tell a girl you are on a date with for the first time that you are in love with them....You are huzzin (big time)
- Its 3 in the morning you are drunk and scrolling through your phone trying to find someone to call or text......yes my friend you are huzzing
- Its 3 in the morning and you actually call and text someone.... Huzzzing
- You meet a girl and hook up with her the same night then try to have a relationship with her......Huzzzzzing
- You 've been hanging out with someone for a couple of weeks and they tell you "oh by the way i told some of my friends that you are my boyfriend/girlfriend hope you're ok with that" Yes Robyn that is huzzzzing.
- You lose to the eagles 44-6 and you dont care becuase you are going home to a hot blonde....Please Tony Romo stop huzzzing.....
- You accidentally shoot urself in the leg at a club with an unregistered gun with thousands of dollars in your pocket.......Huzzzing really hard....
- Your car broke down and havnt gotten it fixed for 10 months....Definitly Huzzzing
- You sing to yourself in the car thinking you should be the next american Idol.... haha ur huzzing.
So as you can see you can huzzz at any point during the day for no apperent reason whatsoever.... Those are just a few examples, its not meant be negative, its just a state of mind that everyone inevitably goes though at some point during their day....
You can expect posts when I huzzzz and when I witness other people huzzzing along...
This should be fun, until next time..........
good start pat! awaiting the next posting. i luv your huzzing word... LOVE IT! i really lke #7 too... awsesome!
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ReplyDeletethanks for revealing my identity..... HOWEVER you should keep up with this. i look forward to new and enlightened vocab.